Game Review : Saints Row The Third

Posted by p2p Saturday, December 10, 2011


Well, the name of this game is a little hard to grasp especially when you try to introduce it orally to your friends who have never heard of it and most of the time they would respond by saying, "Sane Bros?" , "Same Pro?" , "Game Bo?" , etcetera.Who would have thought of the combination of Saints and Row anyways? It doesn't really sound catchy and even in shorthand form, SR seems like the shorthand for senior.

The good thing is you don't have to play or know the previous games in this series to enjoy it as it resembles much of the gameplay of our all-time favourite, Grand Theft Auto also known as GTA, only better, for now.



That is exactly what this game offers at the very beginning after you've clicked CAMPAIGN.

Right at the beginning.

Immediate action! You begin at a bank job scene where you and your buddies rape a bank wearing some real 'cool' prop head for disguise and the SWAT team comes in and a series of hellish actions follow as you blast those enemies in your way and eventually you get to CUSTOMIZE your character as he/she gets the prop head off.

The only limit is your imagination!

Tons of stuffs to keep you hooked up.

What is your favourite skin colour?

The images say it all. You can literally customize your character into anything you want it to be! The Incredible Hulk? Silversurfer? A dog man? Anything! (You can even leave your character nude with the mosaic censors on and surprisingly cops won't arrest you for being naked.)

Don't worry if you are unsure if you are going to play as the character you've first created throughout the game or you might dislike playing as a purple skinned freak or a fat kid in the future BECAUSE there is a feature called PLASTIC SURGERY and believe me, it is really awesome as it brings back the customization menu and you're free to tune any feature of your character again (including the gender).

Now back to the city to cause some real havoc.
Just blast anything in your way.
High-tech vehicles for you to play with.

Hitting zombies with a real hard dildo.

The theme of this game is pure fun. It mixes in zombies, high-tech lasers, humour and all sorts of stuffs as long as they are enjoyable! You can even upgrade your guns and weapons, customize your cars, use a tool to rain missiles from satellites, convert enemy with a squid bazooka and so much more!

Animal crisis.
Someone called for a hotdog?

Just when you thought that was all, hook up your computer through a network connection and find yourself playing in CO-OP CAMPAIGN! You don't have to get online though as the developers in THQ are real nice to allow you to play on LAN (local area network) unlike someone. *cough* Blizzard *cough* so cold *cough*

Seriously, I think the best part was the CO-OP mode where you can go through the missions with your buddy and have loads of fun!

Crush them together as partners!

For those who want to try this game out before you decide whether to buy it or not, here's the torrent link and trust me, it works.

Click here.


  1. Anonymous Said,

    wow...seems to be real fun..gonna get it asap..!!

    Posted on December 10, 2011 at 8:19 PM

  2. Anonymous Said,

    nice game..but cant play with my graphic card

    Posted on December 16, 2011 at 7:06 PM

  3. Hi there, nice game, reminds me of good food.

    Posted on May 20, 2015 at 7:43 AM


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